Since everyone has a female side, you can skip this and go directly to
the FEMALE PROCEDFURE.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert the card into the machine and enter the PIN.
4. Enter the amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve the card, cash and receipt.
6. Put the window up.
7. Drive off.
Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align your car window with the
Parking Brake and put the window down.
Find the handbag and remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate the
5. Tell your friend on the cell phone that you will call
her back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert the card into the machine.
7. Open the car door to allow easier access to the machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert the card.
Re-insert the card the right way.
10. Dig through the handbag to find the diary with
your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter the PIN.
12. Press Cancel and re-enter the
13. Enter the amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in the rear view
15. Retrieve cash and the receipt.
16. Empty the handbag again to locate
the wallet and place the
17. Write the debit amount in check register and place the receipt in the
back of the checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward for 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to the cash machine.
21. Retrieve the card.
22. Re-empty the handbag, locate the card holder, and place the card into the
23. Give a dirty look to the irate male
driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart the stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial the cell phone.
for 2 to 3 miles.