Johnny

TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math problems on the floor?
JOHNNY: You asked me to solve them without using tables!

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TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how *I* spell it!

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TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOHNNY: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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JOHNNY: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
JOHNNY: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
JOHNNY: Brotherly love?

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TEACHER: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JOHNNY: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JOHNNY: A teacher.