Drive-Through ATM Instructions

MALE PROCEDURE:

Note.  Since everyone has a female side, you can skip this and go directly to the FEMALE PROCEDFURE.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert the card into the machine and enter the PIN.
4. Enter the amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve the card, cash and receipt.
6. Put the window up.
7. Drive off.


 
FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align your car window with the machine. 
3. Set Parking Brake and put the window down.
4. Find the handbag and remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate the card. 
5. Tell your friend on the cell phone that you will call her back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert the card into the machine.
7. Open the car door to allow easier access to the machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 
8. Insert the card. 
9. Re-insert the card the right way.
10. Dig through the handbag to find the diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter the PIN.
12. Press Cancel and re-enter the correct PIN.
13. Enter the amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in the rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and the receipt.
16. Empty the handbag again to locate the wallet and place the cash inside.
17. Write the debit amount in check register and place the receipt in the back of the checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward for 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to the cash machine.
21. Retrieve the card.
22. Re-empty the handbag, locate the card holder, and place the card into the slot provided.
23. Give a dirty look to the irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart the stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial the cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.