Class
Teacher: Sam, your composition on “My
Dog” is exactly the
same as your brother’s. Did
you copy his?
Sam: No, it’s the same dog!
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Teacher: How come you don’t comb your
hair?
Sam: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.
Sam: No hair, sir.
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Teacher: What’s the chemical formula
for water?
Sam: “HIJKLMNO”.
Teacher: What?!
Sam: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence
starting with “I”.
Sam: I is ....
Teacher: No, Sam, always say “I am
....”
Sam: Alright ... umm ... “I am the 9th
letter of the 26 alphabets”
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Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one
hand and 8 on the other, what would I have?
Class: Big Hands!!!!!!
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