Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to
click on “Start”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don’t
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport