1. Patient has chest
pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd
day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no
rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed
4. The patient has
been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
5. The patient is
tearful and crying constantly.
She also appears to be depressed.
6. Discharge status:
Alive but without permission.
7. Healthy appearing
decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient
refused an autopsy.
9. The patient has no
past history of suicides.
10. Patient has left
his white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's past
medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound
weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had
waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and
me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't
get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15. She is numb from
her toes down.
16. While in the ER,
she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17. The skin was
moist and dry.
constant, infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert
20. Rectal exam
revealed a normal size thyroid. (ouch!)
21. She stated that
she had been constipated for most of her adult life, until she got a
22. I saw your
patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are
equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Exam of genitalia
reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test
indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was
to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker
27. Skin: Somewhat
pale but present.
28. The pelvic
examination will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen
in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and
30. Large brown stool
ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.